NEW AND IMPROVED PAUL! NOW EVEN UNCLER!

[hatman]

The younger of my two sisters just had her second baby! Now they each have a girl and a boy, in that order. Actually, the kids are spaced 2 years apart: 0 (boy), 2 (girl), 4 (boy), 6 (girl). I guess that gives me approximately two years to find a girl, get hitched, and have a baby girl.

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[pgwfolc.livejournal.com]

lol, I wasn't entirely serious about being old. Though it does feel that way sometimes...

Like the term, though. *G*

So, hey, then... you wanna come over and have some crazy sex? I hear you're pretty hot...

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

you wanna come over and have some crazy sex? I hear you're pretty hot...

*ROFL!* Rumours of my hotness have been greatly exagerrated. And I'd jump at the chance for crazy sex, only you'll have to ask my parents for my hand and have a huge wedding with all my crazy relatives in tow. By the time you've met all of them, I doubt you'd want to do anything that may even vaguely lead to procreation with the likes of my family.

Sri Lankans have yet to wrap their heads around the concept of one-night stands, alas. I live a blighted youth. But good luck to you on that. *g*

[pgwfolc.livejournal.com]

Hotness is in the eye of the beholder. Or some body part, anyway.

But... Hmm, that does sound rather complicated. And my relatives... Let's just say I've got some interesting ones, too. Oh well. So much for that plan.

And good luck to you, too, in whatever ventures.

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

And I misspelled "exaggerated". *facepalm*

[pgwfolc.livejournal.com]

Ah, but see... I can't spell. Due to a number of reasons, but mostly I like to blame my relatively mild case of dyslexia. In any case, I don't think I'd have noticed the spelling error if you hadn't pointed it out.

(Also realized that I should have been using a different icon for this topic. But I forget that I have more than one userpic available...)