The younger of my two sisters just had her second baby! Now they each have a girl and a boy, in that order. Actually, the kids are spaced 2 years apart: 0 (boy), 2 (girl), 4 (boy), 6 (girl). I guess that gives me approximately two years to find a girl, get hitched, and have a baby girl.

From: [identity profile] ladymirth.livejournal.com


CONGRATULATIONS, PAUL!! *hugs you*

We can has pics?

Hmm, given the amount of female friends you already have,we should definitely be able to help you in the "getting hitched" department. I am too young for you, yes? *is sad*
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From: [identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com


Thanks! :)

Sorry, no pics. My sibs tends towards the shy side when it comes to having stuff about them on the internet.

Yes, I am an old, old man. In a few short months, I'll be 30. Sorry. And, as my profile states, I have many female friends. Often quite attractive ones. But there's always some reason it wouldn't work out that way. (There was one vaguely possible exception. Maybe. But there was the small matter of an ocean in the way. And we seem to have lost touch. And I'm not really sure how much of a possibility it was, anyway.)

From: [identity profile] ladymirth.livejournal.com


Aww, no piccies. *is sad*

So what? Chicks dig older men. We like to call 'em "sexegenarians". ;-)

Anyway, Jensen Ackles is turning 30 this year, and don't you dare call him an old man. Chin up, Paul. It is the honest gander who gets the goose, yes? Or something. *g*
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From: [identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com


lol, I wasn't entirely serious about being old. Though it does feel that way sometimes...

Like the term, though. *G*

So, hey, then... you wanna come over and have some crazy sex? I hear you're pretty hot...

From: [identity profile] ladymirth.livejournal.com


you wanna come over and have some crazy sex? I hear you're pretty hot...

*ROFL!* Rumours of my hotness have been greatly exagerrated. And I'd jump at the chance for crazy sex, only you'll have to ask my parents for my hand and have a huge wedding with all my crazy relatives in tow. By the time you've met all of them, I doubt you'd want to do anything that may even vaguely lead to procreation with the likes of my family.

Sri Lankans have yet to wrap their heads around the concept of one-night stands, alas. I live a blighted youth. But good luck to you on that. *g*
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From: [identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com


Hotness is in the eye of the beholder. Or some body part, anyway.

But... Hmm, that does sound rather complicated. And my relatives... Let's just say I've got some interesting ones, too. Oh well. So much for that plan.

And good luck to you, too, in whatever ventures.
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From: [identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com


Ah, but see... I can't spell. Due to a number of reasons, but mostly I like to blame my relatively mild case of dyslexia. In any case, I don't think I'd have noticed the spelling error if you hadn't pointed it out.

(Also realized that I should have been using a different icon for this topic. But I forget that I have more than one userpic available...)

From: [identity profile] schnuffichen.livejournal.com


Yay, Paul, congratulations :)

So, well, you better hurry - you don't want to break cycle, do you?

From: [identity profile] schnuffichen.livejournal.com


Umm... actually, no, not really.

Just that I wouldn't let this puddle of an ocean count as a real obstacle...

But, seriously, I have no idea... I just hope you'll find your girl, get hitched and get lots of baby girls ;)
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From: [identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com


Dang. Well, it was worth a try.

And yeah, I wouldn't let it be the sole obstacle. But it does make things more difficult. And, like I said, we seem to have lost touch. Not sure why, exactly. Wish I knew what was going on over there.

Anyway, thanks. But one of each (girl, boy) seems good. No need for extras. World has more than enough humans already, you know?

From: [identity profile] schnuffichen.livejournal.com


Now, that does finally sound like a plan :)
And yep, one of each is fine - you've done your share (and considering of what I know of you by now, it's certainly a useful share :)) to keep humankind going then.



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From: [identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com


Plan? What plan? I think I missed it somewhere...

But thanks for the compliment. Much appreciated. :)

From: [identity profile] beansideirae.livejournal.com


congratulations on being "uncler" (tho i'm pretty sure that's not a word...) and especially to your sister :) and good luck on keeping up the pattern. when you find your girl, see if she has a brother my age, ok? lol.
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From: [identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com


Hey, if I say it's a word, it's a word! Even if Webster's doesn't agree. Yet. Just like "misunderheard," which is a very useful word invented by my oldest sister when she was a kid. Very handy, that one.

Anyway, thanks. :) And sure, I'll keep an eye out for quality available younger brothers.

From: [identity profile] mrsmosley.livejournal.com


Congrats! Every knows that uncles to the forth power have lots of cool tricks that uncles to the third could only dream of.

0 (boy), 2 (girl), 4 (boy), 6 (girl). I guess that gives me approximately two years to find a girl, get hitched, and have a baby girl. - Well, no pressure or anything, but there is something cool about maintaining those patterns. My own family has a pattern: there are no more than five years between each person from my mother (the oldest of six) down through eleven grandchildren and two great-grands. The youngest is 18 months, so we've got a little time before someone has to produce again.
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From: [identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com


Ooo, hey! I've gone beyond cubed! (Is that good or bad news for my gut size?)

And yeah, I like the pattern. Very nice job my sibs did. But I've always been an iconoclast. Heck, I broke the pattern just by being born a boy. ;)

Cool that you have that continuity with your family. No generation gap, just a gradual transition.
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