Overheard in Paul's Head

[hatman]

(In a mysterious, imposing, shadowy room...)

"Comedic Agent #157, your delivery has failed. There can be only one response."

"No! Not the Sarcastic Rimshot! It's the sound effect of doom!!"

Comments

[pgwfolc.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Masters, you are too cruel! Why not just get it over with and give me the Poison Pie of Perpetual Petrification?

[brianamj.livejournal.com]

No, that, my dear Agent, is the coup de grace. It cannot be torture if we just skip to dessert!