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[hatman]

Well, the new meme that's going around looks interesting, but I don't think I could do it.

OTOH, there's a slightly older meme I never got around to doing (haven't really done as much on the comp as I'd planned these last couple of weeks), so... here goes.

Taken from... half my flist.



There are only two rules -- and you MUST follow them.
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks!

Taken a picture naked?
No

Been photographed naked?
Yes

Kissed a member of the same sex?
Yes

Shoplifted?
No

Danced in front of your mirror?
No

Told a lie?
Yes

Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yes

Been in a fist fight?
Yes

Been stalked?
No (not as far as I know, anyway)

Been arrested?
No

Left your house without telling your parents?
Yes

Ditched school to do something more fun?
No

Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
No

Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex?
No

Seen someone die?
No

Slept in until 3?
Yes

Owned a cat?
No

Owned a ferret?
No

Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
No

Played dress up?
Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school?
No

Gotten a black eye?
No

Rejected someone?
Yes

Seen one movie at the theater over 4 times?
No

Been camping?
No

Felt an earthquake?
No

Been in a tornado?
No

Been in a hurricane?
Probably

Touched a snake?
No

Ridden a llama?
No

Swam with dolphins?
No

Ran a red light?
No

Gotten a ticket?
No

Gotten caught sneaking out?
No

Had your bellybutton pierced?
No

Read a Harry Potter book?
Yes

Slapped someone in the face?
Yes

Broken a mirror?
No

Been a cheerleader?
No

Gotten a detention?
No

Been in a car accident?
Yes

Pole danced?
No

Been lost?
Yes

Fell in love with your teacher?
No

Kissed someone and regretted it?
No

Been to Central Park?
Yes

Been bungee jumping?
No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

Been to Europe?
Yes

Been to Canada?
Yes

Drank a gallon of milk in one hour?
No

Laid on your back to watch the stars?
No

Been to a therapist?
Yes

Had a serious illness for over a month?
Yes

Been in choir?
Yes

Sang in the shower?
Yes

Got your tongue stuck to a pole?
No

Stayed awake for 48 hours straight?
No

Gone to school partially naked?
Yes

Smoked a cigarette?
No

Sat on a roof top?
Yes

Played chicken?
No

Been cow tipping?
No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

Been scuba diving?
No

Been snorkelling?
Yes

Had surgery?
Yes

Been put to sleep?
Yes

Cheated on a final exam?
No

Been expelled from school?
No

Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
No

Broken a bone?
Yes

Gotten stitches?
Yes

Mooned/flashed a stranger?
No

Been suspended from school?
No

Forgotten someone's name?
Yes

Slept naked?
No

Talked in your sleep?
How should I know?

Asked someone out?
Yes

Been asked out?
No

Sleep walked?
No

Been stung by a bee?
Yes

Been stung by a jellyfish?
No

Blacked out from drinking?
No

Been away from your home for over a month?
No

Cussed someone out in a public place?
No

Kissed a complete stranger?
No

Skinny Dipped?
No

Played spin the bottle?
No

Been the third wheel on someone else's date?
No

Played a prank on someone?
Yes

Been cheated on?
No

Felt like killing someone?
No

Made a parent cry?
Yes

Cried over someone?
Yes

Had/Have a dog?
Yes

Been on a diet?
Yes

Played an instrument?
Yes

Been in a mosh pit?
No

Drank 25 sodas in a day?
No

Shot a gun?
Yes

Comments

[pgwfolc.livejournal.com]

When I was a toddler, we lived in Atlanta, where summer hurricanes were fairly common. I don't remember back that far, but there's a good chance that one went over our house in the time after I was born but before we moved north.

Pranks? Nothing I can really recall that well, and nothing that interesting. I just remember that when I was a kid, Mom used to take me (sometimes with my best friend) to the magic/joke shop. Sometimes I'd pick things up. I remember one time I got stink bombs (no idea how, since Mom didn't really approve of the things), and my friend convinced me to hide them in Mom's underwear drawer. Luckily, she found them before they broke open.

I got other prank stuff (soap with a dye center, etc), but never really used it. I probably did pull some gags, but I don't really remember the details.

Oh, I guess there were a couple of drink-related ones. Pretty boring in the telling, though. Once, Mom asked me to get her a drink, but left it up to me what to get. So I poured her a Sprite and told her it was seltzer. So she got all ready for the bitter taste and got Sprite instead. Real big gag, right? *g*

There was also a restaurant we used to go to that offered free refills. You buy a soda, and you can put as much of whatever you want in it. So my sisters and I had a game where we'd get refills for each other, but make up these really random mixes (root beer with orange soda and a splash of grape, for example). We'd try to be as evil and random as possible with it, then make the recipient guess what was in it.

Sorry to disappoint.