Just for the heck of it...

[hatman]

Ask me anything, and you will get an answer. Ask about me, ask about something you think I might know, ask... anything. Seriously or otherwise. Whatever you want. You will get an answer. In most cases, that answer will have something to do with the question. In some cases, it may even make sense! (I'll do my best, anyway. Depending on the question.)

You can ask me directly, or, if you've got a quarter handy, you can ask my buddy...

Comments

[laramoon.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the answers!

I trust you know all you want about photocopiers by now. ;)

Actually... no. *lol* I mean, I know what it is and I can see how it works, but I'd still have to look up the info to figure out how the heck it actually works. I know I read that in a book when I was a kid - one about all manners of appliances - but the only one I remember from that was the camera. *shrugs* I guess you remember the things you use more than you do the others. (granted, we did have a photocopier at home, but as a kid, I wasn't allowed to touch it!)

About the chicken, I think I should have asked "Why did the chicken cross the street?" instead. That would have been more amusing. But, then, of course, I know the answer to that already: "To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!"

Many thanks for the automotive info. :) ...which reminds me that the F1 season is about to begin. Hee! And suddenly I wonder if there have been cars that could go faster than a Formula 1 race car...mmm... /off to Google.

[pgwfolc.livejournal.com]

I haven't looked up photocopiers in a while, either. Most photocopiers these days, I believe, use a digital scanner. I believe older ones, however, used a photoelectric sheet. You bounce light off the thing you're going to copy, and it hits the sheet, leaving a temporary image...

Why did Chicken cross Road? Well, this will only make sense if you're familiar with vector math, but... [Chicken] cross [Road] is normal to [Chicken]. But I like your answer, too. *g*

Glad to help on the car thing. And yes, of course there are cars that go faster than Formula 1. F1 imposes limits to keep things fair. But there are rocket cars and all sorts of things. Drag racers don't turn so well, but they go way faster than F1.