Ask me anything, and you will get an answer. Ask about me, ask about something you think I might know, ask... anything. Seriously or otherwise. Whatever you want. You will get an answer. In most cases, that answer will have something to do with the question. In some cases, it may even make sense! (I'll do my best, anyway. Depending on the question.)
You can ask me directly, or, if you've got a quarter handy, you can ask my buddy...
You can ask me directly, or, if you've got a quarter handy, you can ask my buddy...

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And having random answers is just fun. *g*
Not so good with the ins and outs of computer issues, but if you've got a quarter, maybe Swami Ghumbali can come up with an interesting non-answer? Or I could technobabble at you. Or, who knows? Maybe I would have a real answer. It could happen.
Or not. Whatever floats your virtual boat.
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propel propel propel your (virtual) craft, placidly down the liquid solution...