Here's an odd greeting:

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Description: A sticker on the peel of my clementine today. A clementine (curious to know what gender you think it is; I assumed female, Mom assumed male) with its peel unzipped halfway down its "body," an inviting smile, and the phrase "party in your tummy."
Look, all I wanted was a little something to round out my dinner. And now...
Never mind. Cut off that mental imagery right now.

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Description: A sticker on the peel of my clementine today. A clementine (curious to know what gender you think it is; I assumed female, Mom assumed male) with its peel unzipped halfway down its "body," an inviting smile, and the phrase "party in your tummy."
Look, all I wanted was a little something to round out my dinner. And now...
Never mind. Cut off that mental imagery right now.
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I'd guess female, fwiw ;)
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Still can't quite believe that got approved. Why would you even...
I kind of want to find the company that made this and write to ask, but I'm kind of afraid. "Weird" only begins to describe it.
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I don't think it's meant to be weird, it seems to me like an unfortunate double-entendre. But what do I know.