I am exhausted. It's been a heck of a week since the rally. Seems sanity and I just don't get along.
On the other side of things, I absolutely had to share this:
84-year-old Dick Van Dyke was out surfing when he fell asleep on his surfboard and drifted out to sea. Fins started popping up in the water. He was sure he was doomed. Except... the fins belonged to dolphins, who pushed him back to shore.
Let me repeat that. Dick Van Dyke was out surfing when he fell asleep on his surfboard, drifted out to sea, and was rescued by dolphins.
I'm not kidding.
"The porpoises were unavailable for comment."
(And be sure to read the comments.)
ETA: You just know those dolphins swam home that night and were all like, "OMG, you will not believe whom we bumped into today! We were out swimming and there was this guy on a surfboard in the middle of nowhere. So we popped up for a look, and it was Dick freaking Van Dyke! Seriously! And we got to hang out with him all the way back to shore!" Because yes, dolphins are smart enough to know the difference between "who" and "whom."
On the other side of things, I absolutely had to share this:
84-year-old Dick Van Dyke was out surfing when he fell asleep on his surfboard and drifted out to sea. Fins started popping up in the water. He was sure he was doomed. Except... the fins belonged to dolphins, who pushed him back to shore.
Let me repeat that. Dick Van Dyke was out surfing when he fell asleep on his surfboard, drifted out to sea, and was rescued by dolphins.
I'm not kidding.
"The porpoises were unavailable for comment."
(And be sure to read the comments.)
ETA: You just know those dolphins swam home that night and were all like, "OMG, you will not believe whom we bumped into today! We were out swimming and there was this guy on a surfboard in the middle of nowhere. So we popped up for a look, and it was Dick freaking Van Dyke! Seriously! And we got to hang out with him all the way back to shore!" Because yes, dolphins are smart enough to know the difference between "who" and "whom."