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Here's an odd greeting:



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Description: A sticker on the peel of my clementine today. A clementine (curious to know what gender you think it is; I assumed female, Mom assumed male) with its peel unzipped halfway down its "body," an inviting smile, and the phrase "party in your tummy."

Look, all I wanted was a little something to round out my dinner. And now...

Never mind. Cut off that mental imagery right now.