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Is anyone on my flist reading the Buffy comic?

I just totally need to share the OMG!LOL!SQUEE! level of awesomeness about that thing with Dawn in the last issue.

Anyone?

(If not, I suppose just posting this will have to do.)

I heart Joss.

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1. Pull out of driveway onto street without stopping or signaling.
2. Roll through a stop sign to take a right turn before the gap closed.
3. Drive with one hand at the bottom of the wheel and the other resting.
4. Go 5-10mph over the local speed limit.
5. Fail to maintain proper stopping distance behind the next car.
6. Go straight over (rather than around) a (painted) traffic island to get into the left turn lane.
7. Pull through a parking space (over the white line) to park in the next row, facing out.
8. Sit around for 30 minutes indoors.
9. Get driver's license renewed.
10. Drive carefully and properly about 1/3 of the way home.
11. Speed.
12. Fail to maintain proper stopping distance behind a school bus. (Which in turn failed to come to a complete stop at the railroad tracks.)
13. Take a right turn into the left lane.
14. Nearly T-bone an SUV which inexplicably all but stops halfway into the (empty) driveway/parking lot of a convenience store located in a 40mph speed zone. (Close, but not tire-screechingly so.)
15. Blog it.
16. Share the joys of being a pedestrian with the dog.
ETA: 17. In particular, share with the dog the joys of Lag B'Omer ("Jewish Arbor Day"), when the local park is filled with dog-seeking missiles admiring (and gentle) schoolchildren. Quite probably from my old elementary school.