The Plan

[hatman]

Step 2: Create a kangaroo-themed chain of fast food restaurants
Step 3: Introduce the Hoppy Meal
Step 6: World domination!
Step 7: Ice cream!
Step 8: Stop the penguins from taking over the world
Step 12: Cap salaries for sports stars, actors, etc., channel the money into things that are actually useful, like education, research, and video game development
Step 13: Introduce accountability, credentials, and fact-checking to the punditry industry
Step 18: Rid the world of war, famine, insurance companies, Spongebob, and Wal-Mart
Step 21: Resign. Hand over the reins to Rachel Maddow
Step 22: Ice cream!
Step 27: Legally change name to The Dread Pirate Wesley
Step 30: Popularize the phrase "as coordinated as a Twi'lek on a bad tail day"
Step 38: Fill in the blanks of ste -- oh, crap. Too late.
Step 42: Don't panic!
Step 50: Try to remember what the point of all this was
Step 69: Introduce the concept of backslash. Start with something simple, like Elton John\Ellen DeGeneres, then expand to include the Fab Five, Rosie O'Donnel, Laura Kightlinger, and whomever else
Step 70: Defend self
Step 73: There is no step 73. Or 74.
Step 75: Watch out. You just missed a couple of steps.
Step 76: Thanks for the warning. Jerk.
Step 83: Really, try to remember what... oh, never mind.
Step 86: Get smart
Step 93: Narf!
Step 99: Red balloons!
Step 100: Happily ever after. Or at least for the next week or two.