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For too long have you sullied the fair image of my favorite garment, foul wrinkle! Beware, for your time has come! Feel the searing heat of the pure white steam as it exorcises your evil spirit! Feel the crushing weight of the hot metal as it presses down, diminishing you unto nothingness! Soon, the cloth will be freed of...

What? What are you people looking at? Did they teach you nothing in high school? Haven't you ever heard of dramatic ironing?