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"Your death would put a serious crimp in my plans."
"Aww. Coming from you that's -"
"... My plans to kill you."
In completely other news:
Santa was in training during the off season (which is most of the year). He'd set up a practice course of roofs and chimneys.
He went down the first one. "HOHOHO" Put the boxes under the tree, stuffed the stockings, grabbed a cookie, went back up. "OHOHOH"
He went down the second one. "HOHOHO" Put the boxes under the tree, stuffed the stockings, grabbed a cookie, went back up. "OHOHOH"
On the third one, however, he tripped! Fell headfirst down the chimney and got stuck halfway. "404"
"Aww. Coming from you that's -"
"... My plans to kill you."
In completely other news:
Santa was in training during the off season (which is most of the year). He'd set up a practice course of roofs and chimneys.
He went down the first one. "HOHOHO" Put the boxes under the tree, stuffed the stockings, grabbed a cookie, went back up. "OHOHOH"
He went down the second one. "HOHOHO" Put the boxes under the tree, stuffed the stockings, grabbed a cookie, went back up. "OHOHOH"
On the third one, however, he tripped! Fell headfirst down the chimney and got stuck halfway. "404"
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