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This doll is about the scariest thing I've heard about on Halloween.
And yes, it appears to be real.
For only $69.99.
So, to sum up:
Name: "Palm Beach Sugar's Daddy Ken" (though many sites are leaving out the 's)
Wearing: Bright green paisley jacket, pink polo shirt, white slacks. Comes with 80's shades and some of the loudest floral swim trunks you've ever seen.
Accessories include: Little white dog on bright pink leash
Price: $69
"Made with the adult collector in mind!"
And somehow this is (apparently) not a hoax. It's been covered by ABC news, among others. (I'd double-check with Mattel.com, but their site is down.)
I think my head just exploded.
And yes, it appears to be real.
For only $69.99.
So, to sum up:
Name: "Palm Beach Sugar's Daddy Ken" (though many sites are leaving out the 's)
Wearing: Bright green paisley jacket, pink polo shirt, white slacks. Comes with 80's shades and some of the loudest floral swim trunks you've ever seen.
Accessories include: Little white dog on bright pink leash
Price: $69
"Made with the adult collector in mind!"
And somehow this is (apparently) not a hoax. It's been covered by ABC news, among others. (I'd double-check with Mattel.com, but their site is down.)
I think my head just exploded.
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