hatman | (no subject)

So, I was in the Soulless American Monolith's Club (coined that acronym on the way home), innocently looking for a frickin huge jug of hand soap to refill the various dispensers around the house when I happened to look up and see this¹:

(Click for larger image.)

And I was all like DUDE!!²

And so I went over and checked the price. 10 bucks. At which I was all like DUUUUUUUDE!³

Turns out they also make a TIE fighter and the Milennium Falcon. All 3D.

Oh, and the spool? A (simplified) lightsaber hilt.

Of course, I also have this pirate ship from the same company:

And I still haven't actually flown it. Haven't flown a kite in several years, truth to tell.

But someday I shall. And that day shall rock.

In the meantime, I have an awesome 3D X-Wing kite!

¹Kid not included. And not hanging from the rafters. I mean, even WalMart isn't that evil...

²Except I think I actually said "whoa," but never mind that.

³Except I think I actually said, "Okay, yeah. I'm getting it." But again... not the point.