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hatman ([personal profile] hatman) wrote2009-03-08 10:46 pm

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Hypothetical situation:

There's a spiffy new electric shaver on the market. You get one for the household, and you're set. Men use it to shave their faces, which requires that the shaving heads be in the concave position. Women use it to shave their legs, which requires that the heads be in the convex position. However, they also, every once in a while, use it to shave their underarms, which requires the heads to be in the concave position. A quick glance tells you what position it's in, and the flick of a switch easily changes it from one to the other.

A woman shaves her legs and puts the shaver away. She uses it both ways, and there's no telling who will want it next. She leaves the heads as they are.

Later, a man comes to use it and finds it in the "wrong" position. "Hey!" he shouts. "You left the shaver convex! Again! Why can't you ever put it back the right way?"

How does the woman respond?

A: "I'm sorry. I know you like it convex. I'll try to remember next time."

B: "So? Are you a baby? Flick the switch. It's not that hard. Takes half a second. How lazy can you be?"

Think about it for a sec.

And then tell me...

What the heck is the big deal about the toilet seat?

[identity profile] brianamj.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
You wander blearily into the bathroom at 3am, gunk in your eyes, and go to settle yourself on the toilet. Suddenly, you find your butt going a bit futher down than you expected, and now your eyes are wide open, you're scrambling for a towel after extracting your rear from the porcelain bowl, and you're screaming bloody murder. NOW will you put the seat down?

This is why both the seat and the lid goes down in my house.

[identity profile] brianamj.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
BTW, while it wasn't 3am, this has most definitely happened to me.
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[identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
But, see... you're male. You wander blearily into the bathroom at 3am.

If you don't take a sec to make sure of the position of the seat, especially when it's dark and you're half a sleep, you'll end up leaving drops on it, which is just squicky for everyone. (Happens all the time in public restrooms.) In which case, you have legitimate reason to get annoyed if he doesn't put it up.

Why is it any harder for you to take a sec and make sure of the position of the seat in order to prevent injury?
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[identity profile] pgwfolc.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Er, that should be "Let's say you're male." Wasn't saying that you actually are. ;)

[identity profile] brianamj.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*points to the bleary eyed in the middle of the night* During the day, it's no big deal, and I don't care. But at night, all bets are off.

Lid down works, because then *everyone* has to lift it. And it keeps animals (and little kids, as roomie pointed out) out of the bowl.