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Star Wars fans, I have big news! I know how the next two movies would have gone!
In Episode VII, Luke would have gone off to complete his Jedi training. Meanwhile, a machine would be invented capable of coalescing the Force into solid matter. Anakin would be reincorporialized, and the power of the Emperor would turn him back to the Dark Side.
The next movie would focus on previously unknown Jedi twins. Darth Luke secretly dies at the beginning of the movie. He would be replaced by his identical twin, the title hero: Light of the Dark Luke. Unfortunately, I missed a few bits in the middle, but Light of the Dark Luke is touched by both the Dark and Light sides of the Force. The movie would culminate in a battle between him and Palpatine. He would trick Palpatine, destroy the Dark Side, and thus take away the Emperor's power.
At least, that's how it would go if the next two movies were made by my 6 1/2 year old nephew. He told me so, quite excitedly.
Really, looking back on things, I have to say... it sounds better than whatever George Lucas was likely to have done (given our four most recent data points).
P.S. As gleefully demonstrated for me by said lightsaber-wielding 6-year-old a few minutes later, Darth Luke and Light of the Dark Luke have an unusual quirk - they fight (and train) naked. "This is how they would look!" he exclaimed, lightsaber waving as he fought his way across the living room.
In Episode VII, Luke would have gone off to complete his Jedi training. Meanwhile, a machine would be invented capable of coalescing the Force into solid matter. Anakin would be reincorporialized, and the power of the Emperor would turn him back to the Dark Side.
The next movie would focus on previously unknown Jedi twins. Darth Luke secretly dies at the beginning of the movie. He would be replaced by his identical twin, the title hero: Light of the Dark Luke. Unfortunately, I missed a few bits in the middle, but Light of the Dark Luke is touched by both the Dark and Light sides of the Force. The movie would culminate in a battle between him and Palpatine. He would trick Palpatine, destroy the Dark Side, and thus take away the Emperor's power.
At least, that's how it would go if the next two movies were made by my 6 1/2 year old nephew. He told me so, quite excitedly.
Really, looking back on things, I have to say... it sounds better than whatever George Lucas was likely to have done (given our four most recent data points).
P.S. As gleefully demonstrated for me by said lightsaber-wielding 6-year-old a few minutes later, Darth Luke and Light of the Dark Luke have an unusual quirk - they fight (and train) naked. "This is how they would look!" he exclaimed, lightsaber waving as he fought his way across the living room.
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That's what I was about to say. Your nephew is actually a pretty clever storyteller.
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And rofl at the P.S.!